Brussels Sprout Spread (hear me out)

Last Saturday, I found a new vehicle for my beloved sprouts: sprouts spread on toast. My process is below, and beneath that a justification.

Pantry Tomato Jam

1 (14.5 oz) strained can of tomatoes 1 half white onion, roughly chopped 3-5 smashed cloves of garlic 1 tbs olive oil 1 tbs Calabrian chilis 1 tsp dried basil 1 tsp smoked paprika Salt and pepper to taste Thoroughly drain can of tomatoes. I used a metal mesh sieve. Just make sure just the…